Mustachioed Media - 7.3.08

A snapshot of the 'stache in the media:

• John Oates (of Hall & Oates psuedo-celebrity) has a cartoon of himself called 'J-Stache'. I cant think of anything better to entice those tweens! (Ad Age)

• Jason Giambi continues to slaughter baseballs - the unmistakeable result of the Super Trooper-esque patch of growth on his face. Mr Giambi, you are a true American luminary. (Sporting News)

If you see any tasty news morsels that could be posted, send em on over! We'll give you credit, but be forced to make fun of your Aunt for her snaggleteeth.

Unleashing the 'Stache

Salutations fellow mustache pundits and welcome to the world of The Secret 'Stache. This blog is dedicated to the exposure of something missing in our modern day American society - the almighty mustache.

In recent decades, the 'stache has gone from a staple in our culture, to a supposed 'tell-tale sign' of pedophilia - all while beards, goatees, sideburns, and soul patches are living the high life. Where did we go wrong, and how can we fix this dilemma?

Our mission is to bring the beauty of the mustache to the masses. We want to showcase the power of The Lady Tickler by giving you great examples from the realms of global media, entertainment, sport, and everyday life.

So throw away your Mach 12 and action pro-gel shaving cream, give your upper lip some insulation, and lets start the revolution!